Honesty in Advertising

I've regaled you numerous times with my opinions of advertising.  This post will not continue the trend of bashing companies for stupid marketing.  This post will be examples of advertising, were I working for an ad agency.  I'm the type of person who just wants more honesty in advertising.

Charmin - "It's like wiping your butt with a whisper."

McDonald's Coffee - "It's like Starbuck's, but you know...terrible."

Starbuck's - "We're actually just curious to see how much you'll actually pay for a cup of coffee."

Taco Bell - Yeah, it's crap, but it's cheap and you'll eat it anyway."

Lay's potato chips - "Filling half the bag with air and increasing the price since 2002."

Exxon Mobil - "Soul...what's a soul?  Never heard of it."

Any political campaign - "I promise to continue to promise a bunch of stuff that I will never deliver on."

American Airlines - "You get a $10 discount if you decide to just sit on the floor."

General Motors - "We're not sure why we're still in business either."

The American Church - "All are welcome unless you're gay or a democrat."

What are some of your ideas?