We went to the doctor yesterday to find out what sort of species my wife is gestating, and this picture is the first thing we see (literally within 2 seconds of the scanner thing hitting my wife's abdomen).
When we showed this picture to one of the nurses, her words were, "Oh my." Yes indeed. It is a proud moment in the life of a father when your fetal son can evoke a statement like that from a nurse, simply from the size of his genitalia. It is my hope that my tripod son will excel in some kind of sport, but I guess if he doesn't, he always has a nice future in porn to fall back on. I also like the fact that he's totally mooning the camera. He is his father's son. Display your Bobbydangler for the world to see son, you've earned the right...oh, and don't flaunt it in front of your brother, he can't help the hand he was dealt. Incidentally, he's already been asked out to four proms. Here's another picture:
It's like he knows something. Why is he smiling? One can only speculate. Given the above picture, I think I have my guess. Also, he's weighing in already as bigger than usual. I also have my theories as to why that is...and you can probably guess my theory. People have asked us if we've thought of any names yet. Yes we have and here's what we've landed on:
World, we re pleased to announce to you Leviathan Hefner Polley.
6 comments:
Absolutely HYSTERICAL! Levi takes after his Pop-Pot T. (how wrong is that statement?) The thing is that you only THINK that picture is showing his "stuff" when all along, it's probably the umbilical cord between his/her legs. Won't you be surprised when your porn star turns out to be a little girl. It wouldn't be nearly as proud a moment for a Daddy!
Congratulations to you all - don't let Ezra see that picture - the poor little thing.
Just goes to prove that kids skip a generation. Glenn and I are proud.
he looks like his uncle...and i don't mean in the face...
Wow! First of all, HILARIOUS! Second, there are some cocky men in this family (ha, ha, get it?) Third, I am very nervous for you and Mandy once he figures out how to use that thing. Yikes!
Congrats!!!!!
Nice pun Chels. And no, he won't be leaving his room from the ages of 12-34.
So I'll assume with that last comment that is where all the good men are hiding...in their rooms at home because there were to endowed for their parents to let them out! Woo-hoo I knew waiting to meet that special someone until I was older would pay off! :)
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