Here's what's going through my brain right now:
- When are people going to learn that the government is essentially worthless?
- When are people going to learn that Wall Street investors don't really care about them?
- If I screwed up my job as bad as Wall Street CEOs have screwed up theirs, would I get a huge bonus?
- I'm still wondering if a youth pastor is a necessary expense for a church.
- Is my heartburn from the sloppy joe I ate at lunch, or the fact that I have eaten my weight in apples over the last four days?
- The Velvet Underground may be one of the most underrated bands in history.
- Why did it take me so long to discover 1970s Stevie Wonder?
- Speaking of Stevie Wonder, does anyone remember the episode of the Cosby Show with Stevie in it? That was a good episode.
- What is it about John Mellencamp's music that makes me want to drive off the road into a giant oak tree?
- I watched the movie "Rock Star" last night. I wasn't impressed.
- I'm playing golf tomorrow and I can't, for the life of me, figure out why.
- Will my lethargy for life ever end?
- Could my kids be any cuter? I doubt it.
- I get jealous of auto mechanics because they do more to help people than I do.
- I eat at a Turkish restaurant from time to time? Can I be Vice President now or do I have to meet Bono first?
- When did Bono become part of the United Nations? Isn't he the singer for some overblown rock band?
- Sometimes I secretly wish that God would just end this world immediately.
- It says in the biblical account of the great flood that God regretted creating humans. Does anyone else think that is the saddest image ever.
- I'm pretty tired of people like Bill Maher thinking that they are going to convert the world to atheism by making a documentary. Seriously, what a biased load of crap. He finds the craziest, most extreme examples of religion and then leaves out the other 95% of religious people who are intelligent, moderate, and are trying to make the world a better place. Good journalism Bill Maher, you truly deserve an Oscar.
- I'm really tired of having to say I'm sorry for all of my crazy brothers and sisters.
- Christians are hypocrites, but so is everyone else. I've never met a person who wasn't. Get over it.
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